Sex Bumps

So, Pamela tells me that the weird breakout on my face is sex bumps. She says as soon as I get some, it'll all clear up. Oh. Maybe.

Yesterday one appeared on the very top of my hairline, on my forehead. Not a zit. Looks more like a burn after it's bubbled. The next one appeared tonight, on my jawline. And another, within minutes, it seemed...on the bridge of my nose. What??

I've had hives before...serious ones...ones that almost killed me, in fact. But this is strange. This is, well, maybe.....sex bumps, after all.

Yeah, I've been thinking about it a lot lately. Who doesn't? Yeah, I've been propositioned, for sure. Who hasn't? Yeah, I want it.....a lot. Okay, maybe Pamela's right....hmmmmmm........

I think there's something wrong with me...besides the sex bumps. Sometimes I have an insatiable appetite for sex...really...couldn't get enough if I tried. And sometimes I'm so over sex that I could join a convent and give it up forEVER. Okay, maybe not, but seriously, sometimes the thought of it repulses me...and other times it's all I can think about. What's the fuckin' deal here?

Now I think maybe my "sex bumps" are really there because I ate a lot of king crab tonight. Maybe I'm a little bit allergic?? Maybe I'm stressed out about something I can't even put a finger on. Maybe I should put a finger on something, so I'm not so stressed out??

Shit, I dunno. But I DO know, it's kinda fun to write a blog post after A LOT of margaritas. ;)

By the way, I've decided to say "FUCK IT" to the whole finding love thing. I'm just gonna make myself happy, make myself healthy, and make myself RIGHT. Forget men. Except, of course, when I need to use them for sex. ;)