Expectations...

Today my horoscope says:

Solo? If you have one or two people you really like, now would be a good time to step back and just mull over your options. By the weekend's Full Moon things will be coming up to the boil. If you're unhappily attached, this can be a good time for you to consider your situation, but do ask yourself, are you setting your expectations rather too high?

Well, let's see.....what are my expectations for a man with whom I want a relationship?

Someone I'm physically and mentally attracted to
Wants a family
Wants to marry
Is intelligent
Is driven, motivated, likes a challenge
Has a job
Has a car
Isn't homeless
Has all (or most) of his teeth
Is within 5-7 years of my age, preferrably a little older
Likes independent women
Knows the differenct between an independent woman and a feminazi
Is chivalrous
Is kind
Is hopeful
Is not Republican
Is spiritual, not religious
Is artistic/creative in some way
Is not addicted to video games, drugs, or alcohol
Likes to eat what I cook...home-style, comfort food
Will encourage me
Will embark on adventures with me
Likes to travel
Likes to have fun, laugh, and be silly
and.....
Loves me.
Appreciates me.
Congratulates me when I accomplish something.
Brings me flowers.
Holds me when I cry.
Debates with me when we disagree.
Holds my hand just because.
Reassures me when I'm worried.
Makes me smile and laugh.


I guess that's a few of my expectations, but here's the catch....I don't just want a man that encompasses all of this....I want to be all of this for a man too.

Is this really too much to ask???